Some friends and I are going to make a short film about guns and explosions and McCarthyism, except for the McCarthyism part.

Looks like I’ll be spending my weekend making a short film with friends where some guys get shot and all that exciting stuff. After Effects will make it look nifty and it’s fun so don’t judge.

If I remember, I’ll post the YouTube link so both my readers can see it. See what I did there? I said both my readers. Implying that there are two. Because no one ever visits this page.

 

I’ll be spending my holidays in the hospital, how about you people?

OK, so maybe I was exaggerating. I’ve been volunteering at tthe local emergency room as a greeter for two nights including my training. I can’t complain too much because it’s a good opportunity to do some light reading and I get some free food.

Share your holiday plans in the comments below. I want to hear all about them. Don’t disappoint me.

I’ll cut this one short because I’m typing it on my phone and my thumbs are being worn down to little bloody stumps.

Murry Christmas

A funny quote about condoms.

Today, my sister heard an ad for Trojan Bare Skin condoms on the radio and responded with the following:

“Why are they called ‘bare skin’? Are they made of bear skin?”

Actual conversation between me and my sister:

My sister: “Wait… what is this?” (Holds up orange.)
Me: “An orange.”
My sister: “Oh.”

Thanksgiving is here, so what unfortunate animal will you be killing and eating this year?

In 1621, the Pilgrims and Native Americans ate quite a variety of creatures: wild fowl (including goose), duck, crane, swan, venison, seafood such as cod, eel, clams, and lobster were some of the meats consumed at the first Thanksgiving. The interesting thing is that seal was also on the menu. Seal. On Thanksgiving.

Today, since Thanksgiving is mainly an American holiday (other than Canada, but they celebrate it in October because they’re stupid), turkey is the main course. Which I find strange, since there are many other delicious meats. Why don’t more people eat buffalo on Thanksgiving? How about horse?

On a side note, I’ve always wanted to try horse, but it’s apparently incredibly rare and possibly illegal in the U.S. Don’t give me a hard time for this, everyone has their dreams. Mine just involve tasty horses.

I feel that to get in the spirit of Thanksgiving, everyone should put on a pair of stockings, buy a musket, and go kill their own meal. Sure, some will whine about it being “inhumane” or some shit but it reduces overpopulation. Unless you’re hunting a rare animal, in which case it causes extinction.

Feel free to share what critters you’ll be shoveling into your face this holiday season.